Why on earth would you KEEP the virus-infected files on your server? Are you begging to have problems again?

Tomorrow’s New Girl features Taylor Swift. Normally, I’d hate the concept of her being on anything I pay attention to. But she’s playing the bad person.

I am so excited.

I still want a cat so I can be Internet famous.

Just kidding.

So I can cuddle a bit easier with it than Sophie.

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Bill. Any word on the toasters?

Oh my god, I love this dog. <3

We’re slowly thinking that our puppy was previously hit or generally mistreated. She is extremely clingy, doesn’t want to leave my lap and isn’t a fan of leaving places she knows is safe. Not to mention she often has her tail between her legs. And she sleeps by the door (such a shelter puppy).

We will shower her with love and affection to reverse it. <3

Meet Sophie, our newest family member. :3

I could move 50 miles into Missouri and pay $200 instead. This is fucking insane.

Also, are you fucking kidding me? It’s $800 to file an LLC in the state of Illinois?

I really hate this place more and more.